Listen up!

Nekkid. That's right, I said nekkid. If you proceed to the next page, that's what you're going to see. If you're a whiny little wuss, you might consider going back. Just know that I will lose all respect for you, and that running away like this probably makes you gay. If you can live with that, I guess I can, too.

Let me in, I'm ALL MAN!